gad, zooks!
lets all freak out
about it!
lets shoot presidents
in the head
and build doohickeys
out of duct tape
and PVC

goll, lee!
hulk hogan is
dead, brother!
look at this
meme i made,
tell me what
you think
and i’ll hit post

JEE, whizz!
all i want is
freedom, baby!
to rug pull
and jet ski off
to anon island
where crack is white
but the books are black